• They had been expecting me
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• They Had No Poet
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• The Fun They Had
• Quake Done Quick
• If I only had a brain
• The nuns had it coming
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• How to treat brain injuries
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Automobile tire pressure
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
• seedless grapes
• They took my job. They took my hands.
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It was better before they came
• And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• It Couldn't Be Done
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Evil Bozo had tricked him
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• Injuries typical of a gymnasium
• I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
• Or were they chords of sun?
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• So they caught George W. Bush
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• done
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• You had me at hello
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• they
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• The Things They Carried
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• They Bribe the Lazy Quadling
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Things I've seen done with those Free AOL CDs
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Treating eye injuries
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• They moved like a river
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They Know Me
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They who monitor the Internet
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Well begun is half done
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• Had Icarus a Parachute
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• chill injury
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Kids that age think they know it all
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• the bigger they are, the harder they fall
• So they caught Santa Claus
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• I like my breasts the way they are
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• he had a dream
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• fencing injuries
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Of course, they were wrong
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• They couldn't install the DSL.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Before they were famous
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• Amid the Midwest, they wait
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They Came To America
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• If I had a nickel...
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• I was once young and had a home
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• add injury to ecstasy
• They killed our Lord
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They hum like angels
• How they Matched the Fuddles
• B Battery
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• The Damage Done
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• injury
• St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• I know they are watching me
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• They Fight the Invisible Bears

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