Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "as boring as sliced turnips"

• Boring Boy (user)
• bias sliced
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Bob the Turnip
• boring
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Mars Bar Slice
• Boring Boy_root (category)
• Turnip Soup
• Mr. T ate my balls
• home slice
• My town is the most boring place on earth
• Chocolate cherry slices
• Boring Story_root (category)
• turnip (user)
• eternity would be boring
• boring PC-like cases
• Box Of Slice
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Rude Turnip (user)
• Why is theater so boring
• A Slice of Pi
• Boring Basalts
• The Turnip
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Cold sliced peaches with sugar in a glass bowl
• Math is not boring
• Sliced, burned, poisoned and drugged.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Duck with Turnips
• Baseball is a very boring sport
• The best thing since sliced bread
• Soy sauce ice-cream with tempura peach slices and coconut cream foam.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Beige Turnip (user)
• Novelty Effect cool; repetition boring
• orange slices
• Boring Story (user)
• turnip
• sliced bread
• Yellow Turnip (user)
• boring beige box
• time slice
• Wayne Boring
• Turnip Lover (user)
• Why StairMasters are boring
• Farfalle pasta with a bean soup and sliced roma tomato salad
• Boring, Maryland
• Turnip Cake
• slice of life
• Turnip Lover_root (category)
• My town is boring
• Slice of Crimped Salmon Broiled, with Caper Sauce
• David Boring
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• Slice
• Prairie turnip

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