Findings:

• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• A cat has many ways to enter
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• There need to be more powers
• isn't there more than one book
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• you won't be more gone than you are now
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Many More Faces Than the Hearts of Humanity, Many More Colors Than the Rainbow
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• Unhelpful in More Than One Way
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• More to be pitied than scolded
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• We used to be more in sync
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Rebeca Martinez
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• There Must Be Someone
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Where's the kaboom?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• There Will Be Blood
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• We are legion, soon to be many.
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• the more realistic we are, the happier we'll be
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• Be there or be square
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• How to be a more productive writer
• Let there be another next time
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• play dumb
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Who Will Be There
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• On the comet there will be much pie
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Some things that fly there be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• There is some place I need to be
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• What can be better than that?
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• There will never be another you
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• there will be a last
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Nothing could possibly be more satisfactory!
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements

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