Findings:

• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Tell me a story about drains
• Tell Me What
• My first comet
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Tell me of the nature of home
• Tell me what to dream
• They had been expecting me
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Experience tells me not to try
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• Tell Me What Happened Billy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Tell me a story about mains
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Better him than me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• O tell me the truth about love
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Don't tell me about her
• Tell me a story about brains
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Know me better, and love me better
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Tell me what I say
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• You had me at hello
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Don't tell me everything
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• I was a homeless bum
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Tell me of the nature of fear
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me a story about flowers
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Tell me of the nature of death
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Tell me a story about plains
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• Tell me one thing
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Tell Me Again
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Tell me Why
• texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
• You had better...!!!
• tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
• Don't Tell Me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• boss i wish you had told me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Tell me a story about trains
• This is my truth tell me yours
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Tell me a story about rains
• tell me the truth
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Tell me another lie
• Though you can tell me
• A Better Version of Me
• Tell me about your secret places
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• You tell me this is God?
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Tell me something good
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Tell me a story
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Tell me about your faith
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Tell me more
• list of things
• tell me a story about lesbians
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• tell me all your reasons
• Tell him, she told me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Tell Me What You Think
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• had better
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Why tell me that?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me a story about cranes
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Tell me a secret.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• and you tell me your mind is blank
• better off with him than here with me
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup

If you Log in you could create a "and you had better not tell me" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.