Findings:

• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some nights, I lie in my bed and stare up at the stars...
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• Stoned music memories
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• What do you see when you look up?
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• People have fucked up before
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Kick up dust in the ruins of each other's souls
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Prayers of St John Chrysostom for each hour of the day and night
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When you wake up feeling old
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I have spent all night paging you
• When each had their own personal anthem
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When living we have need of Death
• I have made up a name for my disease
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Up All Night
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• We like to stay up late at night
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When Night is Almost Done
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• When We Grow Up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• When Renny wakes up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• because I have given up any care
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• when all the white horses have broken free
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• up all night on DXM
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• When night taught you to let light talk
• How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• silently traversing a window to find oneself in the wet night, staring up
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• When night falls starless
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When all the stars go out at night
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When I Grow Up
• Her hair, tangled
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• Offer it up
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• When I have female children
• each and every
• Losing your mind a little each time
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Each Wretch A King
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• We saved each other, didn't we?
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• fragrant
• Fried Fragrant Bells
• Fragrant Water
• Fragrant wisps of dissipating dreamstuff
• Hot, Fragrant Java: The Brew that Changed the World
• A fragrant offering

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