Findings:

• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• I do not like the radio man.
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Half-sour pickle
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• What do theorems look like?
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• If I could be someone
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• What it's like to be free of the FBI
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• Trip Like I Do
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• With him it was always like
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Attention must be paid
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• Sunday afternoons do to man what winter does to bears.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Sore throat cure
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• There is none like unto Him
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Be your own man
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• A man feared that he might find an assassin
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• Take it like a man
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• A Man Needs To be Told
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Why men like women's breasts
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• he smokes like a cello plays
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• Much like what music wants to be
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Yourself or Someone Like You
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Must be a lesbian
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• do you like it
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Tell him, she told me
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• $27.95? That used to be, like, three weeks of groceries. What year is this again?
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Peace be upon him
• The Man He Killed
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• We must be traveling through time backwards

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