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• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I married him because he was not mean
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The Foolish Woman
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He says the most beautiful things
• he tended to forget_root (category)
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• The day he gave me a lift
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Same as it Ever Was
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• God was into threesomes, Father, Son, and Ghost
• TheAntiDrug.com on Marijuana
• He Is Born
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• "Hello," he lied
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• he likes to watch you walk
• Maybe He's A Christian
• was
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• When I Was a Lad
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• When I was ten years old
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• I was a nice guy once
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• Leroy loves to meet new people, especially hand puppets
• He is radical and funky fresh!
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light
• He's having a vasectomy
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• And yet he continues to sit there
• He that is not with me is against me.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• Music was better in the old days
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Calvin Coolidge was the 30th President
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She is and was
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He says she says
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He did very little harm
• He paints rainbows
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• There was a rose that faded young
• Jerry Was a Race Car Driver
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• I Was Born Yesterday
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• The state that almost was
• I was Christian for a day
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• Was fang ich an in dieser Stadt?
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea

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