Findings:

• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Money was paper
• Port Townsend, Washington
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Something was about to happen.
• Behold the wonders of Japan
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• There was a young lady of Riga
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Now it was personal
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Running a BBS
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• Corrupt (user)
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• wa (user)
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When I Was Cruel
• Tetris was Soviet Communist Propaganda
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Everything was screaming: the sea, the sky, my heart.
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I was doing so well.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Burke and Hare the Movie, starring Simon Pegg, as allegory for a corrupt system then and now
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I threw was my pen
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• The Walrus was Paul
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• I was disillusioned
• The night a princess was captured
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• Dumb laws
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug

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