Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "an escalator can't really break, it can only become stairs"

• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Only perfection can break your heart
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• University students can be really stupid
• There can be only one
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• You can never really escape the fire
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• you can't break even
• talking can only give you away
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• How you can become infected with HIV
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• can till can't
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• You can run, but you can't hide
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• I can only save the world on Tuesdays
• Any house can become a prison
• Only perl can parse Perl
• I never bend what I can break
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can only speak for myself
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Only Jesus can judge me
• You can become immune to scorpion venom
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
• free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't
• Can things really change?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• Asian countries mimic America at an attempt to become modern
• When Walls Become Tables
• Break the ice
• How to improve your break shot
• study break
• Types of surf breaks
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• can of grease
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Catch Me If You Can
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• I Can Wade Grief
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• Piero Manzoni
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Ducks can swim. What about her pearls?
• watering can
• can (user)
• I can still pretend
• a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke
• I can has cheezburger?
• You can't have everything
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I can't hear you
• Bess Can't Go Here
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Money can't buy happiness
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• Escalator dilemma
• Only
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• My Only Friend
• whose breast only roses adorn
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Standing Room Only
• Promo Only
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• Love's the Only House
• johnny only sets fires
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• Sexist jokes
• Jen, I really hate him
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• stairs
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• How to become a competitive gamer
• Summer Cloud Break
• make before break
• section break
• Break Thru
• can of whoopass
• Any song can be a love song
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The scariest words I can think of
• My microwave can stop time
• September has such a feeling
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose
• What you will know in the future can affect the present
• No government can ever give you freedom
• we can take them
• If you can say something nice, do
• I can dancing and walking
• You can tell a Marine
• can the patient make love?
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• The man who can fix anything
• It can't rain all the time
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• Why can't whites use the word "nigger?"
• I can't see your face in my mind
• If you can't beat them, join them
• We can't stop here. This is bat country!
• Can't Stop The Music
• I Can't See New York
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• If I only had a brain
• Evolution is only a theory
• I only smoke when I drink
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• For external use only
• Only a Mother
• the woods, my only solace
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• The Only Living Boy In New York
• Your heart only beats in 1s and 0s
• A Really Big Grilled Cheese and Mushroom Sandwich
• I really really scared myself this evening
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• How to appreciate jazz without really trying
• How to seem dumber than you really are
• The girl who climbs iron stairs to the heavens
• What will occur the day after Windows NT becomes open source
• You become the people you hate
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• How a bill becomes a law in the Westminster System
• Give me a break!
• break wind
• mud wrestling smoke break (image)
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• Break of Dawn
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• canned food
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Can I masturbate too much?
• I can divide by zero
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• Mega Mouth Slam Can
• What can change the nature of a man?

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