Findings:

• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The Little Old Lady from Pasadena
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• we can all just be around other people
• Banned from Heaven since Birth
• My Heart and Mind are a Hundred Assassins All Coming for the Lady at Once
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• why you should never be a referee
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• Funerals should be a celebration
• we shall all be healed
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• we can't all be rock stars
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• flowers come from the ground, where their souls are trapped all winter
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Should I be sorry?
• Getting a site banned from Google
• for all ladys (user)
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• AI should be our top priority.
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• stupidity should be painful
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• You Should Be Sober
• It should not be this complicated
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• All I ever wanted to be
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
• All units be advised
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• All will be well again in time
• this is where we all came to be
• They devour the frayed edges of the world, and all we hear is chitinous clicking from the darkness
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Banned From Argo
• far be it from me
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Laundry should be free
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• What is and what should never be
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Should high school be mandatory?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Automobile tire pressure
• Chalant should be a word!
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Why should we be moral?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• We should all know what it is to hold death in our hands.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• We all come from the Goddess
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• All Powers from One Division
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The dry and exalted noise of the locusts from all the air at once enchants my eardrums
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• all limitations must be overcome
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• we've all taken a stone from the holiest place
• some day we will all be gone
• All of these thoughts came from my mind?
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Banned from the USSR
• David Lynch's Cow banned from Cow Parade New York
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• You're too young to be so old
• Should I be happy?
• Magazines should ban anorexic models
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• I should be able to remember your face
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Food should not be luminous
• Things every child should be taught
• Farmers' Market
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs

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