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• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• a place which you can only see for a moment before waking
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• only the named can be destroyed
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• There can be only one
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• we can all just be around other people
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Why procrastination can be productive
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• murder can be fun
• What can be better than that?
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Be all that you can be
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Children can be cruel
• Short can be good! (document)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Animals which may be immortal
• we can't all be rock stars
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• How to be monstrously shallow
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Exes can be good things
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Can we still be friends?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Knowledge can never be certain
• No one can be in two places at once
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Cars Can Be Blue
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Any song can be a love song
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• University students can be really stupid
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Valour can be brown
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• TV can be a good thing
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• We can be heroes
• We Can Be Together
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• it would be hilarious if only
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• What a kiss can be
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• No one can be totally logical

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