Findings:

• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• A Prophet in His Own Country
• his own tongue (user)
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Who owns the moon?
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• A man and his own face
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• The Extroverted Feeler learns to pick his audience
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Left to His Own Devices
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• we will replace the stars with machines of our own creation
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• Helping people cheat
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• In His Own Image
• up his own arse
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• Who owns the voting machines?
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Who Will Be There
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• WHO WILL JOIN THE HALLOWED RANKS OF THE IRON? (document)
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
• Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Zuigan calls his own master
• Picked his bones in whispers
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
• In His Own Write
• A Frolic of his Own
• Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys
• aware of his own mortality
• To Each His Own
• History of His Own Time
• Jesse, at the helm of his own fears
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• A World of His Own
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• pick your own delimiters
• Who owns our writeups?
• I killed a man with his own stomach
• To each his own religion
• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• Who owns your books?
• Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• The Girl Who Owned a City
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Guys who wear skirts
• You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Who will pay the costs of Nuclear Power?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• all the cute guys will be there
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• if we are to be lies, we will be lies of our own making
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Who will negotiate with the zombie hordes?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• funny fat guy who dies
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• dance floor
• thirteenth floor elevators
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• floor function
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• floor puller
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
• Cleaning the shower floor
• hardwood floor
• Nightingale Floor
• seven and a halfth floor
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• price floor
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Nightmare on the 13th Floor
• How to mop a floor
• Skill Floor
• destiny splattered on the floor
• cutting-room floor
• Guy Smiley (user)
• Some guy named Chris (user)
• That guy
• guy
• Guy Gavriel Kay
• The Tall Guy
• Comic Book Guy
• dream guy
• Guy Kawasaki
• Bill Nye the Science Guy
• Guy de Maupassant
• bad guy
• The Humble Guys
• Family Guy
• The perfect guy
• The 'Time to make the donuts' guy

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