DANGER!

A dangerous toy. This toy is being made for the extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is to play.


This is a superb example of Engrish in action. On this sign, above the words, it depicts four little cartoons. A metallic cone slathered with blood and a drop of blood falling from it, a small knife with blood on it, and a buzzsaw blade spattered with blood, and a big skull and crossbones. Better to be safe than sorry, I suppose. I just can't help wondering exactly what sort of toy this is and how it suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed. I would really like to see it, but probably only contained behind bulletproof glass.

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