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A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
(
person
)
by
creases
Sun Dec 17 2000 at 17:56:29
My kid
sister
(of
Macbeth
fame) is certainly following in the
footstep
s of her older brother. Here are some choice
quote
s demonstrating her
progress
:
"I'm
TOTALLY
EVIL
!" -- Age 7
(Repeatedly whispered over the sleeping body of her
17-year-old sister
):
"
You're not who you are. You just think you are.
" -- Age 8
"Aw --
a pirate ate my pie
!" -- Age 9
"Evil, evil, evil, AARRGGHH!!"
(Begins panting like a dog)
-- Age 9
Her:
"Must eat
human flesh
! You know, I've had my eye on that
chest
of yours for quite some time...."
Me:
"Wow, really, I'm
flatter
ed, but I think you should just have some
pizza
instead."
Her:
"Aw, but that doesn't contain
human blood
!" -- Age 9
(
Dancing
erratic
ally):
"Gotta
shake
my
bum
-
skin
! Gotta shake my
everything
-skin!" -- Age 9
(Upon seeing the reputation of this writeup):
"I gotta keep saying
the darndest things
!" -- Age 9
(Singing):
"If
everyone
were a bit more
drool
y,
The world would be a better place!
Now let's do the
Charleston
!" -- Age 9
Fear not; I shall add more to this writeup as circumstances develop. Now you too shall know the warning signs of a potential
insaniac
in your midst.
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