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zarkov
- user since
- Fri Jan 4 2002 at 07:27:24 (22.3 years ago )
- last seen
- Tue May 9 2006 at 10:26:05 (18 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 2 - View zarkov's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 0 (Initiate) / 13
- mission drive within everything
- balancing the universe
- specialties
- i like pirates
- motto
- shiver me timbers...
- most recent writeup
- Talking about the weather
- Send private message to zarkov
User Bookmarks:
- "Shut up," he explained
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Addicted to a thread of memories
- amphetamine psychosis
- And so, we made sweet love with the weather
- Apparently I am a potential rapist
- Autumn crunching in damp air and tousled hair
- Beer Before Liquor
- boy meets girl, girl teases boy, boy looks for something to destroy
- Butterfinger McFlurry
- Byzantium under Justin and Justinian -- military and social effects
- C Operators
- Call a spade a fucking shovel
- Cigarettes are quasi-community property
- Civil Rights Movement
- Civil Rights Rulings (Circa 1960's)
- cognitive dissonance
- collective unconscious
- Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
- December 23, 2012
- Dissed by a five-year-old
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Escaping a mindfuck cycle
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Factoring quadratic equations
- Full text works in Everything
- Fun ways to annoy your Chief in the US Navy
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Good Pirate/Bad Pirate
- good reasons to avoid decapitation
- Good reasons to miss someone
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Hopeless romantic
- How Martha Stewart eats a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
- How to attract the attention of wait staff
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- ID10T error
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- If your life had an accompanying musical score
- IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
- It hurts just to watch it go by
- Justinian
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- May '68 graffiti
- Music? What the FUCK is music?
- My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- Nathan, This Is Unacceptable
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- No hair = No friends
- Node Row
- On finding a wife
- Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Playing rough on the bed
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Professors crapping in the hallways
- pronoid
- psychic smiley
- Quarter-life crisis
- Rebuilding the World Trade Center
- Self-referential nostalgia of questionable historical value
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit
- Smoking cigarettes on a roof in the middle of winter
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Some of your peers who seem happy, popular, and self-confident are miserable
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Talking about the weather
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- The crack whores vs. hellfire
- The doctors are confident the pills will always win
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- The gun in the first act goes off in the third
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- The one thing I cannot write
- The pieces finally fit together, the pieces finally fall apart
- The Secret of NIMH
- The Universe Is Flat.
- The world breaks everyone
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- There is no such thing as emotional healing
- There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Third graders love acid techno
- This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
- This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
- Tips for living on a fixed income
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- vaginal maze
- We were never really friends
- Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
- What loneliness can do to you
- When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
- When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
- Why I torched the crack house
- Why things burn
- World War II
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.