Findings:

• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Life will get easier
• 15 will get you 20
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• The bomber will always get through
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• we will not finish this story
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• You will get yours
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• There will be no more stories to read
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• five will get you ten
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• It will get better
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Get your rocks off
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Jack Gets Up
• get with the program
• get well card
• Get used to it
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get Smart
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get out the crying towel
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue
• Get a real computer!
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• Get on the Bus
• Get a life!
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• get right down to it
• get to the point
• The Get Up Kids
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Where did you get that hat?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Get your bender on
• Get Carter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• How to crack root and not get caught
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• It doesn't get any better than this
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to get your stuff voted up
• You get the idea
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Darth Everything mistakenly gets a role in a porno
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Getting rid of start menu items
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• How to avoid a car accident
• gets on my tits
• Overhead imagery of your house
• Get Shorty
• can't get with
• if it breaks, you get to keep both pieces
• RimRod gets stranded at McDonald's
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• When I get like this
• You can never get away from yourself
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• Get out of jail free card

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