Findings:

• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Your computer has been cracked
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• Nothing has changed.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Oceania has never been at war
• My dog has been stolen
• Names have been changed
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Your IP address has been logged.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Proximity Martini
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• the hottest it has ever been
• Has Been
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Time Has Come Today
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Have you been a dad today?
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• Attention has been paid
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Evolution has never been observed
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• This has not been an easy year.
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• (Are You) The One That I've Been Waiting For?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• P.F. Chang's
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants
• George W. Bush's address, the War on Iraq has begun - March 19, 2003
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• I can has cheezburger?
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Better luck next time
• The Luck of the Irish
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today I saw her again
• Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
• today (user)
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I've been working on my homework
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Been feeling red all week
• Chang Dai-Chien
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• the time has come
• Music Has the Right to Children
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• She still has my Borges book
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• No self-respecting keyboard has built-in speakers
• Why the Bear Has No Tail
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• thought has become irritatingly symphonic
• luck of the draw
• Good Night, and Good Luck
• What did you do for your mother today?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Socialism today
• Speak offensive Japanese today!
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
• I may or may not have been naked
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• four chords that changed the world
• ha ha only serious
• The Eagle Has Landed
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Detroit has a fist
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• every cloud has a silver lining
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Somebody has to live in the past. The future's too crowded already.
• Herbs for luck in business ventures
• Today
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I forgot to wear your necklace today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• love like you've never been hurt
• I've been trying to count the stars
• the value of pi is changed
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• 911 has an automated response
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• Ha Jin
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Nick Cypher Has It Hard (category)
• Don't Press Your Luck
• Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
• Today's youth is the downfall of politics
• The Beach Boys Today!
• Today's English Version
• Yesterday, Today & Forever
• You've Been Dumped
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Why I haven't changed to Linux
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Death has entered my life once more
• Witchcraft Has Not A Pedigree
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Thoughts on The Joy Luck Club
• lucks (user)
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• What the hell is wrong with society today?

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