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• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• How to time waste at work
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There will be time
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A fine time to be in the Army
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I didn't always have this cool job
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• you have to be kidding
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Computers have no sense of time
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• stupid girl questions, fighting about money, and other ways to waste time
• painting stars that have come to be
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time
• Long Haired Preachers
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Just be home in time for supper
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• painting stars that have not come to be
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• When you know things are just meant to be
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Complete Waste of Time
• Piercing is a waste of time and resources
• In the time you have
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• you have to be close to catch it
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• Kids have no concept of time
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Waste of Time
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• the dreams that should have died
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• bag job
• Job 11
• Job 27
• Job Surf
• Prostitution - I Like My Job
• To do is to be
• A slow day on the job for a System Administrator
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• nose job
• Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Buy one gallon of gas at a time
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• the end times
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• time frame
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• time series
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• This time, for sure!
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Time and temperature clock
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• What's the time, Mr Wolf?
• You're too good to be human
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Saving Time
• What is it like to be a bat?
• grocery store time pause
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Why time appears to speed up with age
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• prothrombin time
• time expansion spell
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• The Time Ships
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Time does not exist without rain
• If It Be True
• Saving the Environment, One (Fewer) Child at a Time
• OBAFGKM
• Acquisition Time
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• narrative time
• Be the subject
• Interesting Times
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Negative Time Tommy's Run
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Good Time Ice
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Sacred Places and Times
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• At this point in time

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