Findings:
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to find out your own IP address
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill a clown
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Find an out
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- fuck around and find out
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Printing something to find out where the printer is
- How to find your new best friend
- How to find good nodes
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How to kill a vampire
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- How to find north
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How do we find the very best clock?
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How to find a square root using ruler and compass
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- How to find something which has been lost
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How to kill an eel
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- A metaphor for sex
- How to find the nth term of a number sequence
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to escape domestic violence
- You, standing
- Finding Coke at Hopkins
- How to find a street address
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to kill a mouse
- Lost in Boston?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How not to kill primroses
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
- How to find the inverse of a matrix
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- Mother May I Go out to Swim
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
- Finding Coke at The University of Maryland
- set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
- Fan Out and Find the Focker
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Humane octopus killing
- How to fall out of an airplane
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How to kill a Sim
- how to short out a phone line
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Find what you love and let it kill you
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- How to find your ass
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to read poetry out loud
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How we killed Borges
- How to have an out of body experience
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- 206
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- How to kill brain cells
- I can't find a bra that fits right
- Infinite series to find values of trigonometric functions
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- let love find you
- Making a silk purse out a sow's ear
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Fermat will never find solace of yes
- And there find God in everyone
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
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