Findings:

• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Women want me when I'm taken
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• unfinished (like me)
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Women only like me for my mind
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• You wouldn't recognize me
• Look siad me Be like me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You like me, you really like me!
• You're like a brother to me
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Doll Like Me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Black Like Me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• He brings me books like flowers
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Walk Like Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I wouldn't date me
• Angry Man is Following Me
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• My Company Likes Me
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• I like you; do you like me?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• treat me like a woman
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• i like my body when it is with your
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Republican Like Me
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Loves me like a bottle
• Bleed Like Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• 1,340,666 women just like me

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