Findings:

• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The worst children's book ever
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst Node Ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Best smoke I've ever had
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Worst episode ever
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The worst ending ever
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The worst job interview ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Now more than ever
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Not anymore. Maybe not ever.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• If I had a nickel...
• Neatest trip I've had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• 57% of Americans think that Saddam Hussein had links to Al-Qaeda
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• if I had known then what I know now
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• god lay dying
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• when we were children
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• When We Were Orphans
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• How to herd people in public
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Outcomes of World War II
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Their dreams were scrawny stray dogs
• Someone else's prayers were answered in ice
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Title
• The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
• I had pleasant times as well
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I had cool friends in high school
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Spirit had other plans
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Death had the ultimate poker face
• I had a dream last night
• Lay the note
• Lay reader
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• we're all entitled to nationalism
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• and things we're all too young to know
• Why neither the French nor the Italians are the worst military nation
• Will Everything ever stop expanding?
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• Power companies are stealing our electricity!
• If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
• Hope 4 ever (user)
• What the hell ever happened to our rights?
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Had I not seen the Sun
• The best I never had
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• lay vs. lie
• God lay dead in Heaven
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you know if you were insane?
• when you were words
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• They Were Eleven
• And Then There Were None
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• We're gonna find the bastard and "reward" him.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The three worst torture tests known to man
• 100 Worst Britons
• The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
• Parking warning
• The best comeback ever
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• ever since I started working with Motorola
• The Ten Bawdiest Metal Songs Ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• if I had my druthers
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had been hungry all the years
• The sprehas had ponits and patles
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• Cold lay
• As I Lay With My Head in Your Lap Camerado
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Were there a god!
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• We're All Mad Here
• We're Not Married
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• New York City's worst subway disaster
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again

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