Findings:

• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The worst job interview ever
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The worst children's book ever
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• The best teacher I ever had
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Worst Node Ever
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• The worst fanfic ever
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Best smoke I've ever had
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The worst name ever
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
• Worst episode ever
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The worst ending ever
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• you were reasonable
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• Worst Case Scenario
• No worst, there is none
• Diary of a dot-commer
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The biggest bottle of tequila I ever saw
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• If I ever lose my legs
• The shortest detective story ever
• The Ever Swirling Inevitability of DLC
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Lays of Sorrow, No. 1
• lay (user)
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• We were tripping
• If I Were King
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• C'Etait Toi (You Were the One)
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• If we were ghosts
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• we're cool
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
• The Golden Turkey Award for Worst Performance by a Popular Singer
• The Worst Day of My Life
• The Best Feeling Ever
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
• Ever thus to deadbeats
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have you ever thought
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Jobs I've Had
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You Had It Coming
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• lay off
• Adam Lay Ybounden
• I'd elope if I were you
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• As if either one of us were happy
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• You were always so good to me
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• If we're such good friends
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Worsted
• The all-time worst moments of professional wrestling
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• The most confusing bet ever
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• If you are ever involved in a multiple-car pile-up
• Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• I have had enough of Survivor
• We had a record label
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• We had to destroy the future in order to save it
• Lay the leg
• toby lay
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• Fossils were put there by God
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• If only Che Guevara were a revolutionary in his own country
• We're all in this together
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• World's Worst
• The World's Worst Knock Knock Jokes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• The biggest dose of LSD ever
• All you ever dream
• The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
• The Ten Sexiest Metal Songs Ever
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Lay me down in this long grass
• Everything, lay still
• We're trying to have a baby
• If the real world were like the internet
• Their Eyes Were Watching God

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