Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls"

• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Death of an Eight Year Old
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Ode to the 21 year old Korean female who lay dying outside my window
• When I was ten years old
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• We should take photos together sometime
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• Making the heartless girl cry
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Seven Year Old Porridge
• Nobuo Fujita's 400 year old Samurai sword
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Sometimes, new wings take years to dry
• If you believe the world is 6000 years old, you aren't smart enough to hold public office
• I am eighteen years old
• Dreamed I Kissed a Blonde Girl
• Eight years of peace and prosperity
• Helping people cheat
• It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• I'll take care of him, Boss
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• What is and what should never be
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• Take the old road
• Portrait of a 16 Year Old Man
• 16 year old
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Itzhak Perlman plays a three hundred year old Stradivarius violin
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I Kissed a Girl
• The Prettiest Girl I Never Knew
• hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• OBAFGKM
• I never saw him again
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Never Been Kissed
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• A day without him is three years long
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• two positives never make a negative
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• The Meaning of Love Eight Years Ago
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• One year old
• When the Year Grows Old
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Achieve riding happiness with $75 and 30 year old motorcycle. Malarkey? Or effective way?
• 15 years old
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Wet T-shirts and hot summers: a fifteen year old's definition of love
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• the metabolism of a twenty two year old boy
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Thousand Year Old Vampire
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• Should you take a creative writing class?
• A strange case study of emergent behavior in a 30 year old computer program
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• Before time takes each year
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• Look inside girl, let the sound take you away
• Pretty Girls Make Graves (document)
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Old Girls
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• 7 things to say to a girl to make her fall in love with you
• Kiss the Girl
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• It's never him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• She won't kiss him until she marries him
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• What if I saw him in three years, in another city: better?
• I never learned how to stop loving him
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Kiss and make up
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• Kiss me once and never again
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• This should make you very quiet
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• An artist takes a yellow spot and makes it into the sun
• You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again
• How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• make it take it
• Where kisses take us
• If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
• Things you should never do with chopsticks
• Never take a bug out of a socket with a fork
• Names that should never be given to important files
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Taking Drugs To Make Music To Take Drugs To
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Yesterday I kissed the girl I love
• food fight
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• why you should never be a referee
• Things guys think girls should know
• The Eight
• Eight track
• The Year of the Linux Desktop

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