Findings:

• Some of my best friends are djs
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• the best friends are the ones we'll meet tomorrow
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• Best friend
• Khaled Islambouli
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Man's best friend
• The day my best friend cried
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• On a former best friend
• Best Friends Forever
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Falling in love with your best friend
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Some of my best friends are
• Best Friend (user)
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• a letter to my best friend
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• How to find your new best friend
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• My best friend, Josh
• best friends
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Some of my best friends are...
• Dating your best friend
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• My best dead friend
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Man's best friend? (e2poll)
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• Best of Friends
• brandys best friend (user)
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• Why you're my best friend.
• to my best friend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• A book has always been my best friend
• Sex with your best friend
• I have a friend
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• I have lots of gay friends
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• A Boy's Best Friend
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Know your pets
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• My Best Friend's Sister
• Being married to your best friend
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I might have, once.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Brainy people make the best friends
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• What Might Have Been
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• My gay best friend
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Fingerfucking your best friend
• Best friends, for awhile
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• Best way to a man's heart
• dirty little nodes that other people might not ever see
• The best teacher I ever had
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Best Time
• The best line I ever used
• Best Customer
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• Best Actress
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Eggland's Best
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• Imports are never the best
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• the best damned story ever written
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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