Findings:

• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• RAID kills bugs dead
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• the already dead
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're dead, you're dead
• To Kill a Dead Man
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
• might as well
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Kill Yourself
• Django Reinhardt was dead already
• Punk's not dead, it just isn't feeling well
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Tag, you're dead
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Already Dead: A California Gothic
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Camp Kill Yourself
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Why not just kill yourself?
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• we are already dead. this is all there is.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Solving a maze
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Dead On Arrival
• How to declare someone dead
• The dead news server sketch
• Dead peasant insurance
• punk aint dead (user)
• Dead of Fever, Buried in the Fevered Sea (document)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
• Answering a dead phone line
• Survival of the Dead
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• kinetic kill weapon
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How to kill brain cells
• kill screen
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• you just might be evil
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Things that mix well with Vodka
• You use chopsticks very well
• Wells Cathedral
• Sexism is alive and well on Madison Avenue
• down the gravity well
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Well met my friend, in brutal robot combat.
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• youre an idiot (user)
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• You're the poetry, man
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3 Forms
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.3 Environment variables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: U References
• Share Yourself
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• throw yourself into a memory as if it were air, as if it will save you
• Ask yourself, "Is this node as literate as those that precede mine?"
• Quit jerking each other off already and write something
• The Dead Milkmen
• Dead spit
• Beating a dead horse
• Dead easy pasta salad
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Dead Day
• Baptism for the Dead
• evolutionary dead end
• A boy, a girl, a big fat dead old lady
• dead men
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Dead Like Me
• Urban Dead
• Dead Rising
• Dead of Night
• Nine Moons for dead Leng
• In his house in Wonderland, dead Totoro lies dreaming.
• The dead float and whisper their song
• kill -9
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• Why does Man kill?
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I Killed The Zeitgeist
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Gravity Well Generators
• We have learned our lessons well
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Drake's Well
• Peter Wells
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Fuck it, we'll do it live!
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're too young to be so old
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 5.2 fluid-let
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.1 Description of 'amb'
• misunderstood to the point of misunderstanding yourself
• Give yourself up
• Save Yourself
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Setting yourself on fire for fun and profit
• Grateful Dead
• immortality of the soul in a nonjudgmental world of the dead
• Dead baby jokes
• return from the dead
• No prayer for the dead gods
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• Dead Prez
• Dead Girl (user)
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• The Place of Dead Roads
• dead billy (user)
• 69 Things to do with a dead Princess
• Ukraine is not yet Dead
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks

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