Findings:

• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• You say you want to help me
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• It's Me or the Dog
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Tell me what I say
• It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• She told me to say that
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• You say you love; but with a voice
• give me the truth or nothing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Drugs Or Me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• You Heard Me
• Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't Say You Love Me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• I wouldn't date me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• You wouldn't recognize me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• She told me she wouldn't
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• me or the gun
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• To say "Hi" or not to say "Hi"?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Fables from the Book of Yelps and Growls
• My growl makes an earthquake blush and the thunder ashamed of itself
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why haven't cephalopods made it on land?
• Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• Why I haven't changed to Linux
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• the pleasures of insomnia are ones i haven't found
• The Book I Haven't Read
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• haven't
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• haven't seen that smile in such a long time
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• heard
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Heard and McDonald Islands
• I Heard You, Solemn-sweet Pipes of the Organ
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• excerpts from conversations heard on public transportation
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• Mark Heard
• I heard a fly buzz
• I heard a porcupine
• (I Heard That) Lonesome Whistle
• Larry Heard
• Rob Heard (user)
• Another county heard from
• I heard about it on the radio
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I've heard your song
• Making Your Voice Heard
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I Heard It Through The Grapevine
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• so i heard you like mudkips
• I saw the thunder; I heard the lightning.
• Last night I heard Caruso sing
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Heard Rockish
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• Strange things I heard last week
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff

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