Findings:

• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• People confuse me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Have One On Me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Country music videos confuse me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Could you have danced with me?
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• You have no power over me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• It could have been me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• He Hate Me
• Take Me As I Am
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• The man is bringing me down
• Tell me something good
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Do-Do for Me
• Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
• Don't send me roses
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
• m.e. (user)
• Count to Pi for me.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Can You Take Me Back
• Gun Crazy
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Your Crazy Angel (user)
• kill me (user)
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Your tears make me smile
• Baptist jokes
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• Have a buck
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• Animals people have sex with
• you hear me? (user)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Tell Me What You Think
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Something that may have changed my life...
• He called me Sarah once
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• Color Me Clean
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• this is the language I have saved for you
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Speak To Me
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's my number, call me
• Add Me On
• send() and recv()
• Lean on Me
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Can't change me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
• She just looks at me
• me neither
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me

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