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• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Have you been a dad today?
• I've been duped by Satan!
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• You have been the daylight shining
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Astro City #5
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Have You Fed the Fish?
• They could have saved Kevin
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Cows Have Very Stupid Eyes
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Let them have Festivas
• You have far too much time on your hands
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All cats have nine tails
• Khaled Islambouli
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• painting stars that have not come to be
• We'll always have Paris
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Attention has been paid
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• We have learned our lessons well
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• How to have an out of body experience
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• you know you've been caught
• It's All Been Done Before
• Why I've never been ice skating
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Long Haired Preachers
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• What do I have of my mother's?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have a Little Dreidel
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Words have power
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• I've been shot!
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.

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