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• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• The secret message node
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• How to start a chatterbox message with /
• Author's Message
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Can I have a pony? (superdoc)
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• The Man with a message for the Director-General
• Log message
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You and I have power supplies
• A Message From the CEO: Building Nodes Builds Value
• The problem with messages on girls' t-shirts and a possible solution
• automaus reads its message inbox
• two Christians with identical messages
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• Q-Burns Abstract Message
• voice message
• Message received
• Baptist Faith and Message
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others

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