Findings:
- Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
- The Get Back project
- Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Get Ready
- i have to get out
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- hope I die before I get old
- It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
- Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
- We must get there before dark, follow me
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- People Get Ready
- 17 minutes until the 21st century
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- The drugs get you ready
- Stoned music memories
- 12th century
- People have fucked up before
- AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
- Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Get back to where you once belonged
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- Let's get ready to rumble!
- You have exactly two minutes left of your life
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- Getting a working visa in Japan
- I hope I get old before I die.
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- If you are standing in boiling water, get to a liquor store, quickly.
- Annie Get Your Gun
- How naked are we going to get?
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Let them have Festivas
- You have far too much time on your hands
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- I have never
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I have lost my power
- Proof that you have 11 fingers
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Dooby and Katrinka Have an Idea
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- Could you have danced with me?
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have become furniture in your life
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- You have been the daylight shining
- Edward Adolphus St Maur, 12th Duke of Somerset
- Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
- The Ass and the Horse
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- Your ass is indefensible
- Houston, we have a problem
- Big Ass Ham
- My first smart ass comment
- ASS HOLE (user)
- Four minute warning
- How this broke ass college student manages his finances online
- Four Minute Men
- Don't Look Back
- Viking Weather Minute
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Ready Steady Cook
- Her back
- Rapture Ready
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Wizard of Wor
- Getting my ethernet back
- Wizard of the Pigeons
- Back in Black
- The Wizard's Sleeve
- Bring Back My Ghost
- Jesus is not coming back as a Christian
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- Backed Up Outback_root (category)
- Getting back to normal
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Lie on Your Back, and... (Part I)
- Sale and rent back
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- It's All Been Done Before
- I Before E Except After C
- break before make
- trembling before G-d
- Before the Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus
- Age before beauty (e2poll)
- never again is what you swore the time before
- The Age of Adversity: The 14th Century
- Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
- Women's Rights: 19th Century to Present
- A Century of Wrong: Introduction
- Russian Expansion in the 19th Century
- Get the finger put on
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- gets on my tits
- Get Fuzzy
- Get out of Hell free card
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- Why digital media will get man to Mars
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- I often get drunk in my basement
- Get Behind Me Satan
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- It Gets Dark
- (Come get me).
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I Have Zero Fish (user)
- The path we have been walking
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- the only comfort we could ever have
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Why don't I have votes today?
- sorry ass
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- Why do children have to die?
- Ass like a chicken
- The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
- You and I have power supplies
- thug ass nigga (user)
- 20 minute drive between 2 lives
- ush's indecisive fatherfucking thick ass pizza recipe
- 10 minute rule
- Back seat of a Volkswagen
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