Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You have 5 minutes to get ready before I wizard your ass back to the 12th century"

• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• 12th century
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Get back to where you once belonged
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• The Get Back project
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• Get back to me
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Back to Before
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I HAVE CANDY GET IN THE VAN
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• People have fucked up before
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Get Ready
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i have to get out
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Get your ass out of the testosterone lane!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• in the shell of the village before the horse archers came back
• I hope I get old before I die.
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• We Have Marched Through This Before
• I hope I die before I get old
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• The drugs get you ready
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Stoned music memories
• 17 minutes until the 21st century
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• People Get Ready
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The world will knock you on your ass. Are you ready for that?
• The 12th House
• 12th Amendment
• 12th house (user)
• Edward Adolphus St Maur, 12th Duke of Somerset
• Charles Talbot, 12th Earl of Shrewsbury
• Daily Evil - Thursday January 12th
• Covering your ass
• swamp ass
• sorry ass
• ass
• Up Your Ass
• Rat's ass
• The Wild Ass and the Lion
• The Ass and His Shadow
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Ass and the Horse
• The Ass and the Frogs
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• The Ass and His Purchaser
• The Ass in the Lion's Skin
• The Ass and the Wolf
• The Goat and the Ass
• The Horse and the Ass
• Kiss my ass
• Asses of the masses
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• wiping ass
• Ass like a chicken
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Bite my shiny metal ass
• How do you love your ass?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• How to wipe your ass
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Pain in the ass evangelistic ex-smoker
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• This door is not a horse's ass!
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• The color of an ass on the run
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• And the Ass Saw the Angel
• Big Ass Ham
• Weird-ass exam technique
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Kerr's Ass
• How to fight and kick ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers
• Ass Pain
• Put your head down and your ass in the air
• The Wild Colonials
• Cool ass babe
• colder than a well digger's ass
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• ASS HOLE (user)
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• The Wizard and the Years
• On the Road with My Pet Goat
• African wild ass
• Ass Ponys
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• Art Star Sounds Compilation (Ass Comp)
• thug ass nigga (user)
• hoss ass hole (user)
• haul ass
• Fat Ass (user)
• ass hole!!! (user)
• dumb ass (user)
• ass over teakettle
• show your ass (user)
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• ass butt (user)
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The law is an ass
• Jack ass (user)
• The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter

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