Findings:
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Helping people cheat
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Reality has nothing to do with money
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- Capitalize, please
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- This writeup has nothing to do with this title
- I want someone to do cute things for
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- The just deserts of Table Four
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- To One who has been Long in City Pent
- He who has ears, let him hear
- Just Do It
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Glamour Dos and Don'ts
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- Why Don't We Do It in the Road?
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- coffee cup
- 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Who Has Seen the Wind?
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Ode to a Cup of Coffee
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I don't believe in anything
- Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Damned if you do, damned if you don't
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- the coffee is just water dressed in brown
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
- Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!
- You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- a 25 cent cup of coffee
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- I don't know what else to do
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- why don't you just?
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
- Four of Cups
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Rape committed by women
- Those who can't do, teach
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- people who don't exist
- Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- Cup of Coffee #3
- Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
- Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
- Don't do that then!
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Winners Don't Use Drugs
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I just don't know when to quit.
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- The Peacock Don't Do No Dancin'
- Who do you love?
- The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
- The Parable of the Coffee Cup and the Donut
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
- I don't know what to do with you
- Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- who do you think you are?
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- A Satanist is just a Christian who chose the losing side.
- Find someone who...
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
- how i got here; or Who do I think I am?
- cup of coffee
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
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