Findings:
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
- Something I Can Never Have
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have too many clothes
- Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Never chew on a soda can tab
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Can many fictions be woven into fact?
- Knowledge can never be certain
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I have lost many things, so many
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- I Have Never Known a World
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- You can never go home again
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You can never really escape the fire
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- I have lots of gay friends
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- You never can tell
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- I used to have so many dreams
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- You too can spend four years
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I can hear your thoughts much too clearly
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
- The kinds of friends that books could never be
- I have a friend
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Can I masturbate too much?
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- Bold of you to assume I have friends
- you can never quarantine the past
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Using a command line
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- you have never been safe
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- I have too much to say
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Too Many Daves
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- Many have died; you also will die.
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- you never can tell with bees
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Can I have a light?
- I never bend what I can break
- The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I can write, too.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Can we still be friends?
- You can never get away from yourself
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- We were never really friends
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- Men have feelings too
- I have never
- You have far too much time on your hands
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I have never felt more alive
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Never trust anything that can think for itself
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Questions we will never have answers to
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
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