Findings:
- tell me a story about really being undead
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- stories about strangers
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- The Library Book
- You can see right through me
- can u c me i guess n_root (category)
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 4
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- iTunes Life Story
- Don't stand so close to me
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- If you can catch me, you can keep me
- old books can tell more than one story
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
- You know, life isn't so bad
- I read my life story twenty times a day
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Can You Fill Me In?
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 5
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- Digital Life Story
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- Tell me a story about clouds
- I can feel you forgetting me
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
- life goes on easy for me, most of the time
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Though you can tell me
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- Nothing can stop me now
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- You were always so good to me
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 6
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Life Story
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- Pimp: The Story of My Life
- Bring Me to Life
- So Sue Me
- Tell me a story about flowers
- So help me God
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- What can we expect from the aliens?
- Just don't expect me to understand
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 7
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- tell me a story about lesbians
- O Me! O Life!
- Not so difficult
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 8
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Tell me a story
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- stop being so English
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- You Can Count on Me
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Tell me a story about brains
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
- Can you hear me knocking?
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 9
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- when strangers tell me to smile
- so save me (user)
- Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Can You Take Me Back
- Just So Stories
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Only Jesus can judge me
- Oh this world can hurt so many
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- me so cute (user)
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 10
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
- Tell me a story about trains
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Mysterious Stranger
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance
- Life Is So Good
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- feline allergies
- Can you hear me flailing
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- can you get enough of me?
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 11
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Catch Me If You Can
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Another being's life
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 1
- The Story So Far
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- People just expect things from me
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- The Mysterious Stranger - A Romance: Chapter 2
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- My life story in fonts
- Me So Horny
- Tell me a story about rains
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
- So much it scares me
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