Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You can either run a martial arts school, or a business, but not both."

• Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts Final Attack
• You can run, but you can't hide
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Trolling is a form of art
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• left or right, you're both wrong
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• martial arts
• European martial arts
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Japanese Martial Arts
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• The Martial Arts Belt
• You can, but you may not
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Secrecy in Martial Arts
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• martial art
• can you cough, speak, or breathe?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• At least animals can run away
• Either a Ravine or a Precipice
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Martial Arts 50 Movie Pack
• This Business of Art
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Martial arts myths
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Why the Chinese invented martial arts
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• We Can Run
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• Either/Or
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Either everyone deserves or no one does
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• The rise and fall of traditional martial arts
• Art or vandalization?
• Becoming a top martial arts exponent (like in the movies)
• School of Visual Arts
• Stern School of Business
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Harvard Business School
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• martial arts weapons
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Art School Girl
• Art School Girls of Doom
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But can a robot love.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• Filipino martial arts
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• no island, but you're not a big happy archipelago either
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• trick or can
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• run away, as fast as you can
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Swimming pool injury
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Eigenvalues of idempotent matrices are either 0 or 1
• All good men are either gay or married
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• but with words we can create anything
• The birth of martial arts
• Why children should learn martial arts
• Hard and Soft style in Martial Arts
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Cat bathing as a martial art
• Codes of martial arts
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Art School Confidential
• Using Dao Yin as a martial arts warm up
• English Martial Arts
• Los Angeles County High School for the Arts
• Life in the American business world
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• mixed martial arts
• In my craft or sullen art
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Mays Business School
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• San Francisco School of Circus Arts
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• High school can kill you
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• like you're blind but still can see
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Benefits of Martial Arts training
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Dreyfoos School of the Arts

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