Findings:

• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I will always be in the details
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I will always be weird inside
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Cars Can Be Blue
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Someday, I will be strong
• the world will be remade in our image
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• This love will be your downfall.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• What life after death will really be like
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There will be no more stories to read
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• You never think it will be the ducks
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• The revolution will not be webcast
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I will be light
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• Be all that you can be
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• If it be your will
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• for now this is the best that can be done
• Any song can be a love song
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• They will not be named!
• Squids will be Squids
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• What can be better than that?
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• I will be your young sinner
• It will be good when I am leader
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• There Will Be Blood
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

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