Findings:

• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Can't Buy Me Love
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Catch Me If You Can
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Can't change me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Catch You Catch Me
• I can't say anything to you.
• Catch rope
• you have to be close to catch it
• To catch a falling star
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Experience has made me bitter
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• See Me Through Part II
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• And They Believed Me!
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• me neither
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• He Hate Me
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• You're like a brother to me
• Soak Me
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You can see right through me
• I've got the music in me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Me and Lukey
• You wouldn't recognize me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Jesus loves me, right?
• No Weed for Me
• Me with you, lucky me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Smile at guys, for me
• Wire me a memory of the future
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• pin me, DSA
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Can you show me?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• I can't wake up
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• Why Johnny Can't Write
• can't hack it
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• How to catch a fly
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• fair catch kick
• Give me a break!
• Please help me!
• Follow Me 'Ome
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Don't quote me on that
• get off me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Plead for me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Call Me Princess
• Guide me, O Thou Great Redeemer
• MacGyver taught me that
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• You say you love; but with a voice
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Tell me something good
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Hand me that piano
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• College sucked for me too
• Greyhound, carry me home
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Never Let Me Go
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• You can't inherit respect
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Money can't buy happiness
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Dead men can't die
• we can't all be rock stars
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• Can't believe this stays posted
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• The Catch
• /me
• why me?
• Speak To Me
• Beam Me Up, Scotty

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