Findings:
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- I am blind when I want to be
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- The phone rings, and then you look at me
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Never Let Me Go
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I want to napalm an area the size of Kansas and laugh at the inadequacy of the word "immolate"
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- February wants me dead
- She only wants me for tech support
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- When good cats go bald
- What I want to be when I grow up
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- Ask me about Loom
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- They are telling me it is time to go
- When the walls go down
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- let me ask (user)
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- Laughter reaction to acting abusively
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- when you're ready to touch me again
- man when you are telling me how it was
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
- I don't want to go home
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- When your presents give me hives
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- when strangers tell me to smile
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Wake me up if you still want me
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- How Do You Want Me?
- Go Ask Alice
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- You know you want me, baby!
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- I want anime hair, and then some
- Wanted! Fresh BBC journalists to fight in Hamas. Vacancies go quickly.
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- They want me for a focus group!
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Please please please let me get what I want
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
- When all the stars go out at night
- When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- She only wants me for sex
- what I want and what is expected of me
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- And then God laughed like Hell
- I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- They Don't Want Me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Somebody once asked me...
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
- Laugh when threatened
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I want you inside me
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- I Want to Go Home!
- When you go, I sleep again
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- She looks at me and she laughs
- I wanted you to want me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- They asked me to write a letter
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- Why not go to sleep wherever you want?
- When the Saints Go Marching In
- When frogs go bad
- When two vowels go walking
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
- Things men want when they're drunk
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
- Where people go when people die
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- It kills me to watch them go
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- You say you want to help me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Let me dream if I want to
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Crying when you go to the bathroom
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- Where I go when I masturbate
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
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