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• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• His retribution is likely to be epic
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I should be able to remember your face
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be gentle with me
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• lost, or trying to be
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Be you drunken ceaselessly
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Goops and How to be Them
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Pretending to be Webster 1913 to score at parties
• I used to be racist
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Don't Be Evil
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I just want to be a drummer
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The Unreasonable Effectiveness of Mathematics
• Everything: Written and Edited by The World
• trial by ordeal
• Standing by my bed
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Separation from the Qualities
• Abbreviations commonly used by veterinarians
• Terrible things done by geriatric cats
• Driven by a coin
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• Captured! by Robots
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• By the Rivers of Babylon We Sat Down and Wept
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
• Slogans chanted by anti-globalization protesters
• How Solemn as One by One
• Pragmatism by William James: Preface
• Fucked by the woman of your dreams
• Declaration on Iraq by Russia, Germany and France
• Presaged by Attending Winds
• The lost man by the wayside
• the honor of death by arrow
• Forgetting that we are all in the ghetto, that the ghetto is walled in, that outside the ghetto the lords of death reign, and that close by the train is waiting
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Born from a glacier, hatched by a volcano, gone to the sea
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• Not to be taken internally
• How to be invisible
• the powers that be
• Still to Be Neat
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• So you wanna be a hacker
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• you have to be kidding
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Want to be a werewolf
• We never asked to be babysitters
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• To be Carved on a Stone at Thoor Ballylee
• Choosing to be gay
• There need to be more powers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• The page cannot be displayed
• Darkness Be My Friend
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• People referred to by three initials
• integration by parts
• Of Recognition by Sight
• Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by the Threefold Faith
• Recent Actions by the NYPD, June 2000
• Slowly seduced by the impending night
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• Two old ladies by the bus stop
• Stories by younger relations
• on being hit by lightning
• Portrait by A Neighbor
• Things invented by the French
• African Neutrality Act Signed By European Powers
• By the Bivouac's Fitful Flame
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-C
• Changing standards of male beauty purely by force of will
• Planting by the signs
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• 6 by
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Whulmed by the Bunning
• Divide by zero_root (category)
• trial by wager of battle
• Thoughts provoked by a new chair
• Noders By The Lake: A Chicago-Style Nodermeet
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
• Distribution of preferences for three musical works by class fraction
• I wanna be your dog
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Be Here Now
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be

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