Findings:

• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• Wearing his fabrics
• Wish You Were Here
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• this is it, we're going to die
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• My doubts were not the only thing lingering
• If you were team captain in a pick-up game of baseball and had Jesus Christ on your team, what position would you play him?
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• wearing
• boys wearing bras
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• I dreamed you were a god once
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• No, we're not friends.
• Presidents of the United States who previously were Mayors
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• taking pictures in the snow wearing a bikini is the new thing
• We're shifting the paradigm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• We're Not Married
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Riding the cycle we're given
• Were the World Mine
• wearing a green turban
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• We're getting married
• We're All Mad Here
• as it were (user)
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Where were you?
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• why we were chosen
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• I wish it were raining
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We were the young lovers before despair
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• we were horrified; then we got used to it
• River Wearing Children's Limbs
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We're waiting for you to die
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• When We Were Very Young
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• 80 If We're Lucky
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• the trains were never for you.
• I told you they were nuts
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• RFC 602
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Black Were (user)
• We were losing altitude
• If She Were a Shipwreck
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• So There We Were
• You Were Right (user)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• I wish I were as smart as I am
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'd elope if I were you
• If I were
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• You Were The Fool
• Monster, we're here
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• if kisses were horses
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• When you were my baby
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• We're on a Roll (document)
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Were you here at all?
• You Made The Sunrise, You Were The Fall
• If I Were a Boy
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• We're trying to have a baby
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Before they were famous

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