Findings:

• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
• wearing
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• wearing buttons is not enough
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• One Proud Watertower Wearing Lipstick
• Child suspended for wearing Pepsi shirt on Coke Day
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• River Wearing Children's Limbs
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Young, lovely, and wearing my towel
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• wearing a corset
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Wearing white shoes after Labor Day
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• Wearing his fabrics
• wearing a green turban
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Wearing the right bra for your shirt
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• boys wearing bras
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• My voice is wearing boots and marching.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• wearing sun glasses in the rain
• taking pictures in the snow wearing a bikini is the new thing
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• The dangers of wearing 'painted on jeans'
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• Wearing the Cape
• People are not wearing enough hats
• Wearing a blouse to bed
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• The doctor said his patience is wearing thin, and his patients are getting fat
• John is Wearing a Nightie Magazine
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If the real world were like the internet
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It hurt when we were pruned
• I wish I were close
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• November 4, 1995
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• When you were my baby
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• The Ten Who Were Taken

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