Findings:

• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• You, standing
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• You can, but you may not
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• Starving in the greenhouse
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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