Findings:

• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• laser bounce listening
• You're welcome
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• If you're hungry, blame me
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Newton, you're a crackpot
• Tobacco is Wacko if You're a Teen!
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• listening
• Listening Now, It is.
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• You think you're special
• You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
• You're a Lady
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You're so boned
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I fall silent, listening. The breadcrumbs are talking about us
• You're not the boss of me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• What You're Doing
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• listening to movies
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Now you're on the trolley
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Now you're thinking with portals
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Listening to a Monster
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Just dead, barren walls. Nobody's listening.
• You're soaking in it
• You're missing it
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're the wrong species
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• you're my vibrato
• Who am us, anyway?
• Listening to the silence of the day
• You're not from around here, are you?
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• you're so poetic tonight
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Wow, you're the President!
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
• Late Night Thoughts on Listening to Mahler's Ninth Symphony
• Upon listening to Miles Davis for the first time
• To the world you're just one person
• You're evil
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Now You're Screwed
• you're afraid
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Where You're At
• inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
• house training a dog if you're blind
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Listening with more than your ears
• listening at the cracks now; I know you
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• you're my vibrator
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• Music is for listening
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Deep Listening Band
• Driving in the Car, Listening to Queen on 8-Track
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• When You're Evil
• like you're blind but still can see
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• effective listening
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
• Listening to Fear
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Listening to and Feeling your car
• Time flies when you're having fun

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