printable version

• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Any User (user)
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Any (user)
• To the eye of the fast moving motorist, concrete painted green is as good a substitute for grass as any
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• Homebrewing 101: Getting Started
• Getting food from outdoor restaurant tables
• Getting your experiments right
• Getting Started in Dance Dance Revolution
• Luke Skywalker's Younger Brother
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're evil
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• SCIENCE SAYS YOU'RE STUPID AND UGLY AND YOU POUR TOO MUCH MILK IN
• Press any key to continue
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I can quit any time I want
• Man Getting Hit by Football
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• Guide to getting up in the morning
• Getting (Sunday) Schooled in Reston, Va.
• The Girls Guide to Getting Guys: The Double-Edged Sword
• Dionysius the Younger
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• you're my vibrator
• Any song can be a love song
• Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Any Mouse_root (category)
• Any sufficiently lucky series of coincidences are indistinguishable from miracles
• Travel 103 - Getting to the Airport and Checking In
• Getting slapped in the nuts from behind
• getting your ashes hauled
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• Staying up late and not getting yelled at
• You're too young to be so old
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Any Mouse (user)
• No time of any kind
• getting into a fight in high school
• Getting a tattoo
• Getting a USB mouse to work under FreeBSD
• Training for a marathon
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• Advertisers Targeting Younger Markets
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• getting caught in semantics
• Getting there is half the fun
• getting big
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All the girls you slept with are getting married
• Hugh Despenser the Younger
• You're So Vain
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Love In Any Language
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Getting old while programming
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• Getting rid of tree stumps
• Getting a hotel room at age 16
• Almost getting cut from the team
• Hans Holbein, the Younger
• You're Under Arrest!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• getting play
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Getting yelled at on the subway
• Getting your drum kit to behave
• Getting tea in Boston
• Getting dumped
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• You're Only Old Once!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Collision avoidance technique
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• Bang Bang You're Dead
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Pick a card, any card
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Getting girls
• Tips for getting rid of curses
• Getting you and your nodes noticed
• Lucy Sullivan Is Getting Married
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Younger Edda
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• 14 lies and you're done
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• How i became who i am now today, any why.....
• Getting lost on NJ's highway systems
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Getting Ready
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still

If you Log in you could create a "You're not getting any younger" node. If you don't already have an account, you can Create A New User...