Findings:

• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• I'm drowning and you're describing the water
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm glad you're here.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• To the world you're just one person
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because it happened to you
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• You're not a monk
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• You're Under Arrest!
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I smile just because you exist
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I'm just sayin'.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• You're soaking in it
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• because it wasn't just the air
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• You're not alone
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're missing it
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
• i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• You're not from around here, are you?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• You're not the boss of me
• Never look like you're staring
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• You're too young to be so old
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're evil
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• Three strikes you're out
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• When you're dead, you're dead
• You're all Sheep
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• You're In The Air
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Now you're on the trolley
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm just a bill
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• i'm just a girl
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• just because
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm just sitting here worrying
• I'm just guessing
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• You're so money
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You're welcome
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're So Vain
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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