Findings:

• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• It's almost like you're real
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Just Like Heaven
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Just like Honey
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Run and turn into butter
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Just Like Larry
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Just Like Snow
• the time I felt like a real man
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• like syrup rolling into the valley
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I just couldn't work like that
• If the real world were like the internet
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• just real (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Real excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance
• Just like tomato soup
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Like mother, like daughter
• The smoke turned into rain
• Just Like Mom
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Be a model or just look like one
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• To the world you're just one person
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• like you're blind but still can see
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• things you can't turn into poetry
• I just bought real estate in your mind
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• A Prayer on going into my House
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Just like you
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• Collision avoidance technique
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• How to turn any number into a 9
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just to see what it would be like
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Green into yellow into orange, like leaves
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Never look like you're staring
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• just like my father
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• My mother just died
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• You're like a brother to me
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Like A Leaf Furrowing Into The Ground
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• Turn anything into a sound file
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• just like mom used to make
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• Watermelon hookah

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