Findings:
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You know you're in the SCA when
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- You know you're a geek when...
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Sing when you're winning
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- You're never around when I need you
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- when you're 30, you'll change your mind
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- When You're Evil
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Swing when you're winning
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What To Expect When You're Expecting
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you're home alone
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're alone
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- Time flies when you're having fun
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- If you're happy and you know it click this node
- Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
- You're not close enough
- Now you're playing with power!
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- inhale, inhale, you’re the victim
- Once you realize you're in charge of your own mood, you've only got yourself to blame.
- You're Under Arrest!
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- You're my home
- you're my vibrator
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- When you know things are just meant to be
- You're the man now, dog!
- Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
- Now you're thinking with portals
- youre an idiot (user)
- Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
- You're too good to be human
- you're afraid
- How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
- You Know You're Right
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You're All I Need to Get By
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
- Pretend you're not dying inside
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- You're playing you, now
- You're in our world now
- Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
- On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- I'm glad you're here.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- You're So Vain
- So you think you're Bruce Lee
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- You're the One that I Want
- What You're Doing
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- You're right! Sinister Aleister and his left-hand path of sin is utter destruction!
- This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
- Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
- Walk like you're a sex goddess
- You're so come here go away
- Move, and pretend you're still breathing
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
- To the world you're just one person
- You're all Sheep
- You're a dick
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- You're like a brother to me
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- You're on Christmas with Sal
- You're my space heater. You heat my space.
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- You can never become anything if you're not good at math
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- You're so boned
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- You're not from around here, are you?
- Never look like you're staring
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- Hey darling, I hope you're good tonight
- As soon as you're born you start dying
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- You're running Linux on what?
- You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- sit down, you're rocking the house
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- I hope you're somewhere smiling
- like you're blind but still can see
- You're not a monk
- Now you're on the trolley
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
- Damn, you're not gay are you?
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
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