Findings:
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- You're like a brother to me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If you're hungry, blame me
- I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
- Driving scares the crap out of me
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Feed Me Weird Things
- You're not the boss of me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
- Smile at guys, for me
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- clowns scare me
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- So much it scares me
- when you're ready to touch me again
- The Scared Weird Little Guys
- Shy Guy
- date movies for guys
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
- the guy (user)
- Why white guys are attracted to Asian women
- guy talk
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Kind
- They just kind of went away
- A New Kind of Science
- consulting is kind of like an open relationship
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Tell me a story about trains
- Roll With Me, Henry
- Commercials depress me
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- You Run Deep in Me
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Where organized religion lost me
- Your Pain Destroys Me
- Signs the cosmos sends me through traffic
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Don't tread on me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- And They Believed Me!
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- She just looks at me
- A conversation between me and god
- Everything I do gives me cancer
- He Hate Me
- Let me be a martyr, dammit!
- Soak Me
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
- What's in it for me?
- She loved me for my maths
- Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
- me mate dave (user)
- Republican Like Me
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- I've Never Been to Me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- Come Talk To Me
- the stars wait for me (document)
- Bring me porn, give me swinging doors
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- You and Me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- skinny me (user)
- Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
- Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- gwapo me (user)
- can you get enough of me?
- earn it. make me love you.
- How to scare off men in a personal ad
- Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
- The Sometime Pilot goes on an Adventurous Ride
- Weird echoing voices in my head
- You're soaking in it
- You're missing it
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- You're to Make Young Gems
- Newton, you're a crackpot
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- You're not my son
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- Guy Dynamic
- Menards guy
- Operation Good Guys
- Guy Barker
- Guy Fawkes Day
- Guy's guide to pressure point foot massage
- Guy Smiley_root (category)
- massage guy (user)
- The Missed Connections Guy
- Two kinds of fat
- Waiting for a sign from one of my kind
- the tame kind of wild
- Zap me
- What, me worry?
- I vs. me
- Me! (user)
- Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
- what my parents taught me
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Touch Me
- you lied to me
- Jenny Kiss'd Me
- Me Chinese
- Be gentle with me
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- On the subject of me losing my shit
- Every time you see me, I need a hug
- People without spines annoy me.
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Lifetimes are catching up with me
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- The shirt that always gets me hit on
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Call Me Princess
- Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- create me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- The man is bringing me down
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
- Kiss Me, Kate
- Bring Me to Life
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- You know you want me, baby!
- What Me Worry_root (category)
- All around me
- eat me 2000_root (category)
- Things video games have taught me
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- better off with him than here with me
- Above you, below me. (e2poll)
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
- Get it off me!
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- block me (user)
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