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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You'd better put jam in your pockets, General, because we're about to be toast!"

• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• It is better to be thought a fool
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You'd better sit down
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• I must die or be better
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• A better model than the one at data general
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Rebeca Martinez
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• This poem can be put off no longer
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Be My Little General
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Things never were what they used to be
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• What can be better than that?
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• You'd better start hauling ass
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• There were times better than this
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How to be a Better Person
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I expect to be Mr. Toast and Soup tomorrow.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Fossils were put there by God
• The Right To Be Offensive
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• The right to be wrong
• When We Were Kings
• I'll never be the other woman
• I was into them after they were hip
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• In the long run, we're all dead
• You might be a Michigander
• They Were Eleven
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Mistakes were made
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• This is an Interesting Groove We're In
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• habitual be
• we're cool
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If you really loved me
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• How to be a badass
• How to be a geek
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Your dog might be evil...
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Because
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• On the Air Because They Care
• Oliphaunt

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