Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You might as well have some fun before going to the clinic"

• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I might have, once.
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• What Might Have Been
• blondes have more fun
• Some flies have all the luck
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Sobering up before going to bed
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I might as well post fee rates on the side of my car
• Mail forwarding
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• We have learned our lessons well
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• might as well
• People have fucked up before
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Home surgery
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• just to have some human contact
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Some Might Say
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• Chronology of communication before electricity
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Pride goes before the fall.
• Blessings before food
• William the Conqueror came before Richard III
• At the start of it, before the falling down
• VD Clinic
• Staple Gun Fun
• research is fun
• Fun stuff in piano playing
• Fun with the Fourteenth Amendment
• going postal
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Going drag
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• The goldfish are going to eat you
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• She Will Have Her Way
• Why roses have thorns
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• How might a star taste?
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• War On Some Drugs
• Some assembly required
• Some people break so easily
• Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
• As to some lovely temple, tenantless
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• I could use some of that frenzy
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I'll trade you three nodeshells for some inspiration
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• Live Era '87-'93
• You use chopsticks very well
• Wells Cathedral
• Sexism is alive and well on Madison Avenue
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• I before E
• Think before you speak
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• Shake Before Using...
• Song Before the Sons of Llyr
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Bush's foreign policy before 9/11
• methadone clinic
• Fun with AOL say!
• autonoding is fun and educational
• eating with your fingers is more fun
• Dangerous Fun
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Going out with a bang
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• A Prayer on going into my House
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• e.e. cummings and goings
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Always have a backup
• All the fairies have gone
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• i have small phallus (user)
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have Gaelic
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Heroes of Might and Magic II: The Price of Loyalty
• Some special characters
• Some AI Koans
• Bath vs. shower
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• These cities are illusions of some triumph over nature's laws
• Some Time in New York City
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• Some men are born to lose
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• Flat space pretty well blows the cosmological corollary to Nietzsche's eternal return of same
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Drake's Well
• potential well
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Except My Heart, Which You Bestowed Before
• break before make
• trembling before G-d
• Before the Storm: Barry Goldwater and the Unmaking of the American Consensus
• Age before beauty (e2poll)
• never again is what you swore the time before
• Big Fun
• Fun at work

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