These things bug me to no end. They are based on the assumption that you will answer "Yes!" to every question asked. However, I usually find myself answering "No!" in my head.

Advert: "Are you between the age of 18 and 30?"
Me: "No."
Advert: "Are you an adventurous person?"
Me: "No."
Advert: "Do you like travelling?"
Me: "No."
Advert: "In that case, you should go for a career with the navy! Call us now at 555-NAVY, to receive an application form!".

Now the advert-man tells me I should call, but common sense says I should not... Aargl. It's even more annoying when the ad is about tampons, or something.

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