Findings:

• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• One A.M.
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Society made me what I am
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Yes me, right now
• No one touches me
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• give me one night to show the savage
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• They grow up. No one told me.
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Have One On Me
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Make me one of you
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• If No One Will Love Me
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Make me one with everything
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• I am a minority of one
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am an army of one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Take Me As I Am
• I am an IT Department of One.
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• I am thinking of a number between one and ten
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Ye Old Lovecraftian Bake Shoppe
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• The People, Yes
• Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
• oh my my, oh hell yes
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• you know me (user)
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• I sleep with the pigeons, beneath the kingdom that deceived me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• What the dust told me
• Me and Jesus
• mes (user)
• Give me something worth reading
• How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
• She doesn't need me anymore
• give me the truth or nothing
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• fuck you pay me
• I am afraid of permanence
• Read Me (collaboration)
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I AM ANALOG
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Am I Hot or Not?
• I am the very model of a modern E2 editor
• When I am dead, my dearest
• Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
• I Am A Patriot
• Bring Me The Head Of The Server Un-Plugger!
• landsberg am Lech
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• I am Edward Teller's pool man
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• I Am A Satellite (user)
• Anonymous One (user)
• I am a snowflake worthy of the world's outstretched tongue
• For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
• Capricorn One
• The Imitation of Christ: Book One, Chapter 3
• I am Zontar
• Starling, you were right. I am the jealous kind.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys

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