Findings:

• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• Stoned music memories
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• You don't have any real problems
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I am not a physiognomist and it brings cultural problems
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• What I have learned from being fired
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• I am taking the silence as a yes
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Houston, we have a problem
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Notes from the Road: I-80 West, Jersey to Nevada (Iowa excluded)
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Khaled Islambouli
• I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• To Have and Have Not
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I am Re (user)
• What do I have of my mother's?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• i am porta (user)
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• What am I?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• painting stars that have come to be
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• Letters from my mother
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• Emergency evacuation of soul and bicycle from suburbia
• FTP from my dreams
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• The Child who came from an Egg
• Things that I learned from reading erotic stories involving latex
• Made in Scotland, from girders
• You. Motherless, fatherless, apparition. I have arms for you.
• Getting free pizza
• Iowa Department of Natural Resources
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• Valentines from a loving brother
• the mind/body problem
• Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• To: Mentor Candidates From: Seekers of Great Wisdom
• The unsolvable problem
• Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
• Problems with the progressive movement in America
• From Bone to Satellite
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• lonely runner problem
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• A problem with solipsism
• Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
• Problem of Good
• Pictures from Brueghel and other poems
• Problems with Porn
• Removing a foreign object from your eye
• Communist Mutants from Space
• Gobble-uns: The problem of James Whitcomb Riley
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• tough love (user)
• J.S. Bach - Gavotte En Rondeau from Lute Suite no. 3
• Ye Jacobites By Name
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Come, ye Thankful People, Come
• From Blood To Water
• Can we fix it? Yes, we can!
• Sacred ground a long way from nowhere
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• Attack from Outer Space
• The View From Mt. Wilson
• Scenes from a Mexican Restaurant
• Letters from Cleo (user)
• famous sea chanties from the asphalt triangle (document)
• An American in Tours
• 19 CE Expulsion from Rome
• Anything looks peaceful from 1,363 feet
• From the Earth to the Moon: 8: History of the Cannon
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Sexual Abuse From A Victim
• Songs From The Big Chair
• The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• Escape from Alcatraz
• reactions from clampe's students (2008)
• The Pilgrimage from Deism to Agnosticism
• snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
• I got the stigmata from a bike on a long gravel road.
• How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Excerpts from Louis Mackall's Diary
• Up From The Downvote
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• you can't have it both ways
• Have I Got News for You
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• You Am I
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• 8:16 AM
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I am a Christian
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• bind()
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• AM/PM
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Pontiac Grand Am
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• I am comfortable with my femaleness
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda

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